Have you finally seen the “24″ season premiere yet, Jim? It’s getting really hard not to blog about this season because I don’t want to ruin anything for you.

Still Cam:

Argh!

Must. Comment. On. Tonight’s. Show.

Damn you, Jim. Damn you and your Turkish address.

Jim: My mail is apparently sent by pony express. Actually, it comes in by plane, and Istanbul had a blizzard last week. So no American expat is getting much mail these days.

I know I’m going to be so lame when it finally arrives - “Hey, wasn’t it amazing when [SHOCKING EVENT X] happened?” And Cam will respond, “Oh, that’s nothing. That’s old news. What happens in the sixth episode will blow your mind.”

By the way, as if I didn’t have enough reasons to dislike Pat Buchanan, he spoiled one of the big surprises in the opening episode in his column. ARRRRGH. Damn you, Buchanan.