There’s a new face here at OnTap (the first of what I hope will be many). She’s the woman you always want to talk to, but never quite know what to say to get the conversation started. She’s the Unattainable Girl At The End of the Bar.

She won’t tell you her name, because… well, she’s unattainable. That’s on a need to know basis and we don’t need to know. But suffice it to say she’s not a stranger to blogging, or to the finer drinking establishments. I think she’ll be a welcome face at On Tap, even though the three of us have never had the pleasure of drinking with her in person.

Feel free to chime in whenever, Unattainable Girl.

Marshall: She’s hot. She’s smart. She’s witty. And we don’t have a chance with her.

We just hope she’ll deign to add a word or two to our geeky discussions every now and again. We will await her participation with longing, and welcome her comments with rapt attention.

BTW, if you can get her digits — we’ve got paypal, and we know how to use it. She’s been turning us down for weeks.

Cam: Her digits? Yeah, I think I just figured out part of why she’s unattainable.

Speaking of slang, can you believe “Swingers” is ten years old? That movie is so money. And yes, the Unattainable Girl is a beautiful baby. By the way, that movie features the acting talents of one Ron Livingstone, who I think is one of the most underrated actors of our lifetime.

Jim: Welcome to Unattainable Girl — I hope she posts soon; otherwise readers may begin to wonder if she’s part of our collective imagination.

I want Ron Livingstone to play me in the movie.